(Again, in no particular order, so chill, okay?.)

1. There is something about me that small children hate. A 3 year-old boy punched me in the face, for no apparent reason.

2. I loooove campfires.

3. After much waffling, and trying to convince myself otherwise, I don't like it here.

4. My cat is a reincarnated soccer prodigy.

5. My boyfriend is fan-fucking-tastic. He makes me happy. \m/
(and I'm not just writing that because I know he'll probably read this)

6. Any mistakes I make in cooking, I only make once.

7. I have no confidence in myself when it comes to my job.

8. I like to sweep.

9. Kahlua + Joan of Arcadia = One exciting evening.

10. Home renovation shows make me cry.

11. I hate pulp. Oh dear GOD how I hate pulp. I accidentally bought some with EXTRA pulp, so now I drink it with my teeth clenched to strain out the pulp. It's gross because at the end of the drink there is this soupy mess of gross pulp at the bottom of the glass.

12. I can sometimes get into moods where all I do is think negatively about things. I have to watch out for the times and lock myself way or something.

13. I have a lot more food in my cupboards than I thought.

14. Saturday is NOT good day to buy groceries in SH. Produce only comes on Tuesday, so on Saturday, you're lucky to find any of sort of vegetable. This SUCKS.

15. People don't like me here and like to tear down my signs advertising my workshops.

16. There are a bunch of people living in a house down the road from me and they fight outside. Makes me feel like I'm living in the city.

17. One of my worst fears about myself lately is that I'm not very interesting. I think this is like the time that I thought that I had Down Syndrome and no one would tell me.

18. Britney Spears is a 'ho. I saw a special she had on the movie channel, and it was gross. It's okay if Madonna does it because everyone expects of her. With Britney, you know there are 11 year old girls (and boys) in the audience who are confuses, and 41 year old men who are jacking off.

19. The damn blackflies here are immune to DEET. Damnit.

20. A lot of the skills I thought I had, I don't, and the ones that I didn't think I was good at, I am. This, at this time in particular, is pretty confusing.